this video needs no comment as it is clearly pure gold. However it is imperative to know that i am a Democrat, and that this is a legit political commercial. (What is this nation coming to??!!)
Friday, December 14, 2007
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Soyinka "Telephone Conversation"
The price seemed reasonable, location
Indifferent. The landlady swore she lived
Off premises. Nothing remained
But self-confession. "Madam," I warned,
"I hate a wasted journey--I am African."
Silence. Silenced transmission of
Pressurized good-breeding. Voice, when it came,
Lipstick coated, long gold-rolled
Cigarette-holder pipped. Caught I was foully.
"HOW DARK?" . . . I had not misheard . . . "ARE YOU LIGHT
OR VERY DARK?" Button B, Button A. Stench
Of rancid breath of public hide-and-speak.
Red booth. Red pillar box. Red double-tiered
Omnibus squelching tar. It was real! Shamed
By ill-mannered silence, surrender
Pushed dumbfounded to beg simplification.
Considerate she was, varying the emphasis--
"ARE YOU DARK? OR VERY LIGHT?" Revelation came.
"You mean--like plain or milk chocolate?"
Her assent was clinical, crushing in its light
Impersonality. Rapidly, wave-length adjusted,
I chose. "West African sepia"--and as afterthought,
"Down in my passport." Silence for spectroscopic
Flight of fancy, till truthfulness clanged her accent
Hard on the mouthpiece. "WHAT'S THAT?" conceding
"DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS." "Like brunette."
"THAT'S DARK, ISN'T IT?" "Not altogether.
Facially, I am brunette, but, madam, you should see
The rest of me. Palm of my hand, soles of my feet
Are a peroxide blond. Friction, caused--
Foolishly, madam--by sitting down, has turned
My bottom raven black--One moment, madam!"--sensing
Her receiver rearing on the thunderclap
About my ears--"Madam," I pleaded, "wouldn't you rather
See for yourself?"
This poem brought an immediate smile to my face when I first read it. I love the way it starts off kind of dismal. The reader thinks "the land lord is a racist pig, this poor guy will never get a room!" But at the end of the poem he gets the last laugh.
Indifferent. The landlady swore she lived
Off premises. Nothing remained
But self-confession. "Madam," I warned,
"I hate a wasted journey--I am African."
Silence. Silenced transmission of
Pressurized good-breeding. Voice, when it came,
Lipstick coated, long gold-rolled
Cigarette-holder pipped. Caught I was foully.
"HOW DARK?" . . . I had not misheard . . . "ARE YOU LIGHT
OR VERY DARK?" Button B, Button A. Stench
Of rancid breath of public hide-and-speak.
Red booth. Red pillar box. Red double-tiered
Omnibus squelching tar. It was real! Shamed
By ill-mannered silence, surrender
Pushed dumbfounded to beg simplification.
Considerate she was, varying the emphasis--
"ARE YOU DARK? OR VERY LIGHT?" Revelation came.
"You mean--like plain or milk chocolate?"
Her assent was clinical, crushing in its light
Impersonality. Rapidly, wave-length adjusted,
I chose. "West African sepia"--and as afterthought,
"Down in my passport." Silence for spectroscopic
Flight of fancy, till truthfulness clanged her accent
Hard on the mouthpiece. "WHAT'S THAT?" conceding
"DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS." "Like brunette."
"THAT'S DARK, ISN'T IT?" "Not altogether.
Facially, I am brunette, but, madam, you should see
The rest of me. Palm of my hand, soles of my feet
Are a peroxide blond. Friction, caused--
Foolishly, madam--by sitting down, has turned
My bottom raven black--One moment, madam!"--sensing
Her receiver rearing on the thunderclap
About my ears--"Madam," I pleaded, "wouldn't you rather
See for yourself?"
This poem brought an immediate smile to my face when I first read it. I love the way it starts off kind of dismal. The reader thinks "the land lord is a racist pig, this poor guy will never get a room!" But at the end of the poem he gets the last laugh.
Monday, December 10, 2007
Sunday, December 9, 2007
Messy Room by Shel Silverstein
Whosever room this is should be ashamed!
His underwear is hanging on the lamp.
His raincoat is there in the overstuffed chair,
And the chair is becoming quite mucky and damp.
His workbook is wedged in the window,
His sweater's been thrown on the floor.
His scarf and one ski are beneath the TV,
And his pants have been carelessly hung on the door.
His books are all jammed in the closet,
His vest has been left in the hall.
A lizard named Ed is asleep in his bed,
And his smelly old sock has been stuck to the wall.
Whosever room this is should be ashamed!
Donald or Robert or Willie or--
Huh? You say it's mine? Oh, dear,
I knew it looked familiar!
this poem reminds me too well of my dorm room, especially after the weekend. i always get a feeling of dismay walking into my room and seeing the condition it is in.
His underwear is hanging on the lamp.
His raincoat is there in the overstuffed chair,
And the chair is becoming quite mucky and damp.
His workbook is wedged in the window,
His sweater's been thrown on the floor.
His scarf and one ski are beneath the TV,
And his pants have been carelessly hung on the door.
His books are all jammed in the closet,
His vest has been left in the hall.
A lizard named Ed is asleep in his bed,
And his smelly old sock has been stuck to the wall.
Whosever room this is should be ashamed!
Donald or Robert or Willie or--
Huh? You say it's mine? Oh, dear,
I knew it looked familiar!
this poem reminds me too well of my dorm room, especially after the weekend. i always get a feeling of dismay walking into my room and seeing the condition it is in.
Anteater by Shel Silverstein
"A genuine anteater,"
The pet man told me dad.
Turned out, it was an aunt eater,
And now my uncle's mad!
The pet man told me dad.
Turned out, it was an aunt eater,
And now my uncle's mad!
The Giving Tree
This has to be one of my favorite childhood books of all time (well of all childhood). Also it was written by Shell Silverstein, who is undoubtedly my favorite childhood poet.
The books looks at all sorts of generosity and forms of giving that are much deeper than most children's books. I remember having this book memorized before i could even read the words. I haven't read it in the longest time, but i would love to see what kind of themes i could pick up on now that i am closer to adulthood.
Thursday, December 6, 2007
the charm of 5:30
It's too nice a day to read a novel set in England.
We're within inches of the perfect distance from the sun,
the sky is blueberries and cream,
and the wind is as warm as air from a tire.
Even the headstones in the graveyard
Seem to stand up and say "Hello! My name is..."
It's enough to be sitting here on my porch,
thinking about Kermit Roosevelt,
following the course of an ant,
or walking out into the yard with a cordless phone
to find out she is going to be there tonight
On a day like today, what looks like bad news in the distance
turns out to be something on my contact, carports and white
courtesy phones are spontaneously reappreciated
and random "okay"s ring through the backyards.
This morning I discovered the red tints in cola
when I held a glass of it up to the light
and found an expensive flashlight in the pocket of a winter coat
I was packing away for summer.
It all reminds me of that moment when you take off your sunglasses
after a long drive and realize it's earlier
and lighter out than you had accounted for.
You know what I'm talking about,
and that's the kind of fellowship that's taking place in town, out in
the public spaces. You won't overhear anyone using the words
"dramaturgy" or "state inspection today. We're too busy getting along.
It occurs to me that the laws are in the regions and the regions are
in the laws, and it feels good to say this, something that I'm almost
sure is true, outside under the sun.
Then to say it again, around friends, in the resonant voice of a
nineteenth-century senator, just for a lark.
There's a shy looking fellow on the courthouse steps, holding up a
placard that says "But, I kinda liked Reagan." His head turns slowly
as a beautiful girl walks by, holding a refrigerated bottle up against
her flushed cheek.
She smiles at me and I allow myself to imagine her walking into
town to buy lotion at a brick pharmacy.
When she gets home she'll apply it with great lingering care before
moving into her parlor to play 78 records and drink gin-and-tonics
beside her homemade altar to James Madison.
In a town of this size, it's certainly possible that I'll be invited over
one night.
In fact I'll bet you something.
Somewhere in the future I am remembering today. I'll bet you
I'm remembering how I walked into the park at five thirty,
my favorite time of day, and how I found two cold pitchers
of just poured beer, sitting there on the bench.
I am remembering how my friend Chip showed up
with a catcher's mask hanging from his belt and how I said
great to see you, sit down, have a beer, how are you,
and how he turned to me with the sunset reflecting off his contacts
and said, wonderful, how are you.
This poem makes me feel warm inside, literally. The imagery used in it and the use of color leave the feeling of the perfectly sculpted summer day, not so much in a nostalgic sense, but in the here and now.
We're within inches of the perfect distance from the sun,
the sky is blueberries and cream,
and the wind is as warm as air from a tire.
Even the headstones in the graveyard
Seem to stand up and say "Hello! My name is..."
It's enough to be sitting here on my porch,
thinking about Kermit Roosevelt,
following the course of an ant,
or walking out into the yard with a cordless phone
to find out she is going to be there tonight
On a day like today, what looks like bad news in the distance
turns out to be something on my contact, carports and white
courtesy phones are spontaneously reappreciated
and random "okay"s ring through the backyards.
This morning I discovered the red tints in cola
when I held a glass of it up to the light
and found an expensive flashlight in the pocket of a winter coat
I was packing away for summer.
It all reminds me of that moment when you take off your sunglasses
after a long drive and realize it's earlier
and lighter out than you had accounted for.
You know what I'm talking about,
and that's the kind of fellowship that's taking place in town, out in
the public spaces. You won't overhear anyone using the words
"dramaturgy" or "state inspection today. We're too busy getting along.
It occurs to me that the laws are in the regions and the regions are
in the laws, and it feels good to say this, something that I'm almost
sure is true, outside under the sun.
Then to say it again, around friends, in the resonant voice of a
nineteenth-century senator, just for a lark.
There's a shy looking fellow on the courthouse steps, holding up a
placard that says "But, I kinda liked Reagan." His head turns slowly
as a beautiful girl walks by, holding a refrigerated bottle up against
her flushed cheek.
She smiles at me and I allow myself to imagine her walking into
town to buy lotion at a brick pharmacy.
When she gets home she'll apply it with great lingering care before
moving into her parlor to play 78 records and drink gin-and-tonics
beside her homemade altar to James Madison.
In a town of this size, it's certainly possible that I'll be invited over
one night.
In fact I'll bet you something.
Somewhere in the future I am remembering today. I'll bet you
I'm remembering how I walked into the park at five thirty,
my favorite time of day, and how I found two cold pitchers
of just poured beer, sitting there on the bench.
I am remembering how my friend Chip showed up
with a catcher's mask hanging from his belt and how I said
great to see you, sit down, have a beer, how are you,
and how he turned to me with the sunset reflecting off his contacts
and said, wonderful, how are you.
This poem makes me feel warm inside, literally. The imagery used in it and the use of color leave the feeling of the perfectly sculpted summer day, not so much in a nostalgic sense, but in the here and now.
Tuesday, December 4, 2007
emergency room part I
this man is hilarious, or at least i think so, but then again this is my common place so i guess that is all that matters. i saw him in ithaca new york at the state street theater. i loved the show, but my two friends (from long island go figure) didn't crack a smile. i was going through conniptions however.
Harryette Muller' "Land of the discount price, home of the brand name"
my large magnetic flag proudly displays Old Glory
as i drive to Family Dollar for the makings of a Fourth of July picnic
I pledge allegiance to my MasterCard
that is honored in more stores than America Express
Oh beautiful, those spacious aisles stacked high with seasonal items!
My country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of Lipton instant ice tea!
I've clipped a terrific recipe from Sunday's paper. A Betsy Ross
rectangular cake covered with strawberries, blueberries
and Cool Whip,
with a coupon for the Cool Whip.
On Independence Day, our all-American front porch shows our true colors
with patriotic bunting and bows, only $3.99 a yard (reg. $4.99).
Our backyard guests relax at our holiday picnic table,
thematically decorated with 10 oz. Stars and Stripes plastic tumblers,
matching table runner, paper plates and napkins from Dixie.
as my hubby grills the red meat and toast the whit buns under a
blue sky.
our son shows the neighbor kids his World Peacekeepers
Patriot Soldier,
a twelve inch fully posable action figure that plays the
national anthem
I love the way that this poem pokes fun at the American view of patriotism, and how shallow and worthless it is. "So what if things are all red white and blue? They were bought with cheap money at cheap stores. It means nothing." is what Muller is trying to say with this witty bit of prose.
as i drive to Family Dollar for the makings of a Fourth of July picnic
I pledge allegiance to my MasterCard
that is honored in more stores than America Express
Oh beautiful, those spacious aisles stacked high with seasonal items!
My country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of Lipton instant ice tea!
I've clipped a terrific recipe from Sunday's paper. A Betsy Ross
rectangular cake covered with strawberries, blueberries
and Cool Whip,
with a coupon for the Cool Whip.
On Independence Day, our all-American front porch shows our true colors
with patriotic bunting and bows, only $3.99 a yard (reg. $4.99).
Our backyard guests relax at our holiday picnic table,
thematically decorated with 10 oz. Stars and Stripes plastic tumblers,
matching table runner, paper plates and napkins from Dixie.
as my hubby grills the red meat and toast the whit buns under a
blue sky.
our son shows the neighbor kids his World Peacekeepers
Patriot Soldier,
a twelve inch fully posable action figure that plays the
national anthem
I love the way that this poem pokes fun at the American view of patriotism, and how shallow and worthless it is. "So what if things are all red white and blue? They were bought with cheap money at cheap stores. It means nothing." is what Muller is trying to say with this witty bit of prose.
Monday, December 3, 2007
Power Thirst = AWSOME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrPIRYhdnqs
HEY THIS IS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN. I TEARED THE FIRST TIME I SAW IT. I LOVE THE FAST SPEED AND RANDOM POP OUT PUNCHLINES. I HOPE YOU ENJOY, AND IF NOT THAT'S OK BECAUSE IT IS NOT FOR EVERYONE.
and if you really do like it there is a second one (originally and aptly named power thirst 2 on you tube)
HEY THIS IS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN. I TEARED THE FIRST TIME I SAW IT. I LOVE THE FAST SPEED AND RANDOM POP OUT PUNCHLINES. I HOPE YOU ENJOY, AND IF NOT THAT'S OK BECAUSE IT IS NOT FOR EVERYONE.
and if you really do like it there is a second one (originally and aptly named power thirst 2 on you tube)
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